Hot take: Rosé sucks

It’s Kyle

I’m not allowed to wear dresses, but even if I could, this would make me look like a fancy potato.

I recently read a story on Reddit about the nice guy who was dating the hot chick. She suggested they get naughty and tried to encourage him to talk dirty during sex. He came out with, “How you like that, you fucking retard?!” Baby steps.

Why would Ariel Winter need a PA? To help take her bikini Instagrams?

If I remember my Dirt Bags correctly, Kim had some pretty tough pregnancy issues including that wingardium leviosa (sp) where you puke like...all day. Pregnancy sounds awful.

This was SO GOOD. I want Abbie & Gemma to have their own detective show a la Cagney & Lacey.

you are right on the male Miley Cyrus

What kind of people says mmmbop?

Me when I thought they were going to insult Bieber:

omg I have been waiting for this!

Courtesy of the NPR social media team; dad jokes...a lot of them:

Liberals can’t even shoot straight.

Trying to make my hair look decent and putting my giant baby next to a jackfruit for scale. Took baby to Pride today and it was SO HOT and I was babywearing like an idiot. But for fucking once I remembered sunscreen (for myself, baby is always covered like crazy and kept in the shade and wearing a hat) and I didn’t…

I didn’t see a garden thread and I really just want to talk about how pretty my salvia is this year.

Good luck to you. Neighbors can be the worst and I share your feelings on outdoor cats.

One of my neighbors has a rooster I want to kill and eat.

Hey friends, it’s been a week.

Hola Jezzers!