this babby is Not Cute. there. i said it.

I don’t care how mind numbingly stupid this movie looks, I want to see it.

Pence only eats Mother’s pie.

Really?

Exactly. I totally didn’t know TiVo was still a thing...

He really is a dumb piece of shit who sucks at everything.

Dude is smuggling a geoduck in his pants.

You’re much more likely to get that wound while cutting an avocado.

Isn’t it called The Hammaconda?

Only after reading this thread and doing some incidental googling did I come to realize that the geoduck is a real thing. up to this point I had assumed “geoduck” was a term, like “googlewhack”, only one generally applied to natural phenomena.

It almost looks too small to be a geoduck. Those suckers are huge and girthy.

I can’t wait for my 25th reunion... I’ll have been transitioned for 3 years... Wanna talk about faces? I got accused of crashing my 20th reunion when nobody recognized me :D

Is it just me or do people all of the sudden look really old? Depp looks like crap now....I just turned 34 and all of the sudden I’m looking around at people my own age and am like do I look like that? I just assume I’ll always look like I’m 22

You know serious shit’s going on when you need to hide in the bushes because you don’t want to answer questions.

I love my dead gay son.

So I’m a non-washer of legs, but only when I wear pants all day and the only thing my leg skin has come into contact with is the inside of my pants. If it’s summer, I’m wearing shorts/a dress/a skirt and I’m outside or my legs have touched the ground, the grass, a chair/seat/bench in a public location, or are in any…

She’s just being Miley.

I am going to order pizza, drink beer, and have a Game of Thrones marathon. Then I am going to paint my nails.

When I was young I was working on Easter at a place in the meatpacking district(ny), which wasn’t obscure, but wasn’t as massively popular especially in the day (I worked in retail). It was pretty dead all day, but Josh Hartnett came in by himself and I spent a good 20 minutes helping him pick out a cheap…

Current Rodrigo Santoro is still pretty breathtaking, as evidenced by Thandie Newton moments away from sucking his face off: