I don’t think rich kids finger paint or do messy things. They probably have baby doubles to do that kind of peasant work.

Sure I’d do anything to meet Ja Rule!

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

What the utter fuck? Do these backwater hicks think that the gay is going to contaminate them somehow? He’s fucking dead for chrissake. Do your goddamn jobs.

They really could have edited the photos down to half what was chosen. First I would have cut is this “sad sand baby”.

you’re grey because you dared speak against our lady of the beyhive.

I know its supposed to be pronounced “fire”, but i keep reading it as “fry”. Then i get confused/hopeful that this was a french fry festival and wonder how they would fuck that up.

#RebelAlliance4Lyfe

Oh Rachel, never tell Star Wars stans you like Ewoks. They’re very polarizing in the fandom, but I love them because I was a kid the first time I saw ROTJ.

You’re drinking a Brass Monkey, but with slightly less bad beer.

JEWS: STILL BAD ~ STEVE BANNON

“I think our side’s been proven very strongly”

“...I’m older (26) and alone”

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

Anybody want a peanut?

Thomas D. Homan. Thomas Dee Ho-man. Thomas The Human.