Um, I love that everyone got a crown or sash.

Robin Hood was my first cartoon crush. That was one foxy fox.

Excuse me, but this photo does not include his dog. Here’s one time he read a bedtime story with his dog!

Is there anything Tom Hardy doesn’t do? Recently he went on a kid’s show to read the bedtime story for Mother’s Day.

To be quite honest, the mental picture of Channing Tatum in that getup does it for me.

“Jonathan Groff once made [Lea Michele] laugh so hard, she peed herself before singing in front of Obama.”

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

I was a 28 weeker back in the 80s when babies that premature rarely survived and even more rarely survived without lifelong difficulties. My parents were told to expect the worst. I had some health issues as a kid, but today, I am the holder of two bachelors and a masters degree, work in a field I love, have travelled…

I gave birth last Saturday, when I was only 25 weeks along, because my high blood pressure turned into preeclampsia and then HELLP syndrome in a matter of days. Original plan was to keep me at the hospital for as many weeks as possible before delivery, but my labs turned bad and then worse and doctors think I would…

Pet. Thread.

What’s so gross about Spade?

When women start doing that to me, and hit them with the “ehn, mine’s a little on the slow side, but he’s sweet and happy, but I drank like a fish through most of my pregnancy, so [shrug!]”

Who the fuck ARE these people?!

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

I do think Palin is damn brave wearing that Bardot blouse in the Oval Office though, or as Trump calls them “One Tug, Tits Out Top”.

“I’m an American. I have constitutional rights.”

They’re Tammy Faye good.

Jason Chaffetz announcing he’s not seeking re-election next year, Tom Brady snubs White House invitation, Bill O’Reilly leaving Fox, Alex Jones admitting he’s fake in public and now the “Alt-Right” (we used to call them “neo-Nazis” before the new politically-correct term came about) is having a conniption fit as the…

Drug using Muggles = Druggles