Not surprised Stepanek knows his way around a white line, oh, what's that, you didn't know he's a coke head who was responsible for the failed drug test of then girlfriend Martina Hingis and her subsequent spiral down the world rankings before an early retirement from the sport. Don't let this take away from the fact…

Can't blame him. I mean, it IS really hard to resist Italian subs.

Oh, she got served.

Caroline Wozniacki played tennis in a lovely old arena at Roland Garros yesterday but would rather have been in Belfast, asking Rory McIlroy to his face why he left her this way

Classic rookie mistake by McIlroy. He should've broke up with her over voicemail, given how unlikely it'd be for Wozniacki to manage to return his call.

"Baby, you must be Sylvia Plath 'cause you make me want to put my head in your oven."

Portrait of the Mixed Martial Artist as a Young Man

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

Damn. So much for what was probably GWAR's one shot at modern NFL level exposure.

I agree, that cream jacket is outrageously inappropriate before Memorial Day.

He takes his churros with soda too.

This man is a national fucking treasure.

Only there it's not "scandalous" or "cheating." It's, well, legitimately good work.

Clinton-Dix went to the wrong school. This photo-essay would have made him an Academic All-American at UNC.

Has anyone checked on Pam Shriver?

In hindsight, the idea to throw a Bombs over Baghdatis party was not a good one.

"We Could Be King," a documentary on newly merged and severely underfunded Philly public school MLK High's football season got a standing ovation at the Tribeca Film Festival last night. The film will show on ESPN2 this Saturday. In the meantime, you can watch the trailer here. [NewsWorks]