Something something Cars and Coffee.

...and the “Most Predictable Reply Comment in the Universe Award” goes to...

There’s not really a trick to plowing through a crowd of onlookers.

I’m sorry, don’t you mean 7tupid?

“It’s the entire defensive playbook with audibles, descriptions of what the guy’s supposed to do, the whole nine yards,” he said.

[scribble notes furiously]

In the eyes of the NCAA: raping kids > paying kids

Any word on whether Sandusky will be furloughed to be a part of the festivities?

I still want to have relations with her

I’m gonna guess up until a couple weeks ago... Roger Ailes’s office?

(She’s blushing because she knows she’s saying egregiously racist shit, and her residual conscience is fighting a rear guard action against her desire to get a slot on Fox News)

What I find so endearing is that she gets so fired up (or nervous) that she blushes deep enough to look like sunburn.

When I want to learn about oppression, I consult the most attractive blonde girl I can find.

I’m pretty certain they’ve also had Craig James, who killed five hookers while at SMU, on that network as well.

Compared to the Fusion Sport’s 17/26/20. 17 city, 26 highway.

If they’re aiming for the family car market, the fuel economy ratings are rather embarassing. I think there are trucks that do better than 17/26/20, my 11 year old minivan can do those numbers. [lowers head from shame of mentioning fuel economy on Jalopnik, goes back to work]

...but, but, look at those foglamps. So sporty!

Pictured: Highlander Sport.

“I’m strapped in for the good shit, Tomi. Fuck me up.”

(Given that she’s a hot blonde white chick from the heartland who went to college in Vegas, there’s a pretty decent chance that that video already exists in the wild)