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Yeah it’s sports coverage

Why the fuck are you hanging out with us if you’re on a beach? Put down your goddamn phone.

Boy I bet you wish you’d asked a better question.

Okay.

Go to hell, Burneko.

That that word even exists scares me.

I wrote a standardized test essay about him in high school and passed somehow.

If you’re not into our sports coverage, don’t read it; plenty of other things here to enjoy.

Captain Underpants is the best superhero.

Because they keep losing!

In order: Cam and Andy Dalton.

Because we, the blog overlords, force you to read things you don’t want to. These are the rules.

The Carolina staff did too follow the protocol. Here’s a transcript of the discussion the doctors had with Cam Newton on the sideline.

You can shoot out of it. You can shoot pigs out of it.

Counterpoint:

A really sweet guy who WILL KILL OR BE KILLED BY JOSH NORMAN THIS SEASON

/extremely out of breath voice, racing to reply to this comment.

He’s sad I passed over him with the second pick in my fantasy draft tho I’m sure.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.