Settle down, Hipster. It’s pretty common knowledge that the proper nickname is “B-dubs.”

I have been once in college to watch a football game that was not televised in my area — but even I know everyone calls it B dubs.

I’ve been to one three times in my entire life. I still call it B-Dubs.

The Browns still exist? BOOM ROASTED YESSIR STILL GOT IT

Haikus are poems
Poem has two syllables
Poem has only one

I wrote a haiku about this very question:

Impossible.

Tim Cook has been exposed as the man Ice-T warned us about in verse years ago. “No Jack Hustler”

That’s what Im going with. Got both derrick henry and tajae sharpe late. pumped. also got aguayo 14 rounds later than the bucs did so thats a steal.

Is this where I post my fantasy team? The other page didn’t work, and it sounded like Deadspin really wanted to know about my fantasy team.

Remember kids: the first person Manning kissed after the Super Bowl was Papa Fucking John.

Always the #1 reason why the Broncos suck.

Yes this is a very charged subject for them.

Ohm man, here we go with the puns...

It’s going to take a while for them to recover from the shock.

I’m sure Tesla owners will find this very rebolting.

It’s called drunk as fuck on steroids. And he’s probably just an ass hole to begin with.

You’re my gyro

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.