Thank you!! I can only do my best.

Thank God you qualified that you are not a fan of the guy who battled cancer before you stated that you are glad the disease has not taken his life. You are the real hero!

Stage IV means they did not catch it early at all and that shit had already spread. Which makes him even luckier than he managed to survive as the prognosis for ANY Stage IV cancer (throat especially) is usually not good.

Make it three!

I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

How crazy would it be if he left a closed-door meeting arm-in-arm with the Mexican president, both of them nodding and weeping? And then President Nieto explains that they will, in fact, finance the wall.

Supporting Evidence: http://www.basketball-reference.com/friv/colleges.…

I thought people from NJ usually took credit for stuff from New York, not Connecticut

You and the “neutral doctors” both.

No, you can’t say that at all. You could say he shouldered the pain for many years. That would count.

I thought the labrum was a lady part.

You could say he was hamstrung by his shoulder injuries? No? Fuck.

No one looked at his shoulders because he wasn’t playing due to his hamstrings. Always hamstrings.

If a shoe and apparel company wants advertising on the site in association with a viral hoax they can call our sales department.

I think my neighbors are throwing onions into chainsaws, lumberjack-show-style. That’s the only explanation I can come up with.

Just shut up and enjoy this story, and whatever you do, don’t click on the Florida State Seminoles tag at the top of the post.

Barry, stop making me feel human. I’ve worked so hard to suppress that feeling when I come here to comment.

Forget about this story, why won’t anyone report on the apparent spree of people placing onions in front of commenters? Is it a prank? A gift? Some form of terrorism? What of the dust storms that are now plaguing offices? Are they natural, a byproduct of climate change? Some manmade HAARP style phenomenon?

When I got divorced, my ex canceled most of the credit cards that I was on, so the average length of time of my credit fell by a lot as I had to get new ones. So even if one is happily married for now, keep some credit cards in your own name and not jointly or only in your spouse’s name.