American Kinja Warrior.

Pro Tip: Just let the packet dissolve in your mouth.

I enjoy watching it, because seeing them fail to conquer a punishing, unforgiving obstacle course helps me feel better about myself when I get winded trying to open a sugar packet.

I’m in a union. Everything about it is terrible.

“Behind the back? Just make sure Jay Cutler doesn’t see it.”

Show off. This isn’t how things should be done.

If you think that’s cool you should see the newspaper throw tricks David Carr does at 3 AM every day. Legend.

Raphael, you know what would be cool? An infographic showing the current up and coming battery technologies, their pros and cons, and where they are in development. I know there are a few neat ones out there, but I certainly don’t have a real great handle on any of them, let alone all of them.

The Chargers finally got Bosa...

Bosa is the name of those off-brand speakers I get at the big electronics grey market in Nuevo Laredo

Once again Bill Belichick comes out looking like a genius by taking advantage of others’ utter stupidity.

Don’t listen to anything he says, ever.

They STILL won’t shut up about Super Bowl 40 despite the fact that they only scored 10 points, Jerramy Stevens couldn’t catch a fucking cold, they let Willie Parker score the longest rushing TD in SB history, and there was a bad call on Hasselbeck throwing a block...after throwing a crippling 4th quarter interception.…

It’s rough. Really, really rough. I’m glad I’m back in the Mountain Time zone where football starts at a decent hour 11, and goes all day, usually wrapping up about 10-11. It’s pretty much the only advantage in being the forgotten timezone.

Are you joking? It is the single best thing in the world about living on the West Coast.

It’s the best, one of the few things I miss about the West Coast. You wake up, have some eggs and hash browns, and watch football all day. Then at night, you drink a ton of water, smoke a little bit to unwind, and you can actually go to bed at a decent hour.

“When you’re in the same division as Jeff Fisher AND Jed York, you get a four-win head start every season”

I expect this sort of honesty from him. He’s not the type of player who Bortles up his emotions.

Earlier this year they had a Bryce Harper chia head promotion. Perhaps the best stadium promotion ever devised.