I can tell you that this...

Found the never-nude.

I think that would depend on the housemates!

skin-to-skin contact is not only therapeutic, but a great form of medicine for both your mind and your body.

LSU gets to have a live tiger at the games yet Harambe gets assassinated for no reason. #staywoke #neverforget

Friend: yea I was taking the subway and the cara always smell like piss and shit.

Full mouth, pink eyes, can’t lose

yea, who knew literal doodoo in your eyeball is not good for your health

Alternatively... “Pink Eyes, Full Mouth, Don’t Poo!”

“Eating Booty With Your Eyes Open” was the working title of Zootopia.

C’mon Derrick, everybody knows you gotta go Daredevil on that shit.

Come to me, you sweet luscious booty

“Consider yourself lucky, bud.”

He was busy protecting his own girlfriend, pictured here:

Where was Manti Te’o during all of this?

update. after a call to the whitehouse, the white house response: “no, WE are the ones who taught al qaeda to fly planes”

This doesn’t sound like CTE symptoms. More like early adult onset schizophrenia.

I... Don’t want to make jokes about this...

Tell ya where he’s not at. St. Louis.

Oh my god. Honestly I’m pretty glad I graduated college before Tumblr was a thing...