That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

Twitter would be a waste of Spree’s time anyway. 825 followers wouldn’t give him nearly enough eggs to feed his family.

Lucky for him it’s not an STI.

Definitely MechaGoatse.

It’s like looking into a mirror!

Gather ‘round, friends. It’s time for Drew’s Annual Suicide Note.

Our new publicly funded stadium looks like a Jawan Sand Crawler. Our greatest quarterback in team history spoke in support of Trump at the RNC. Fuck Adrian Peterson with a switch. Fuck Brett Favre forever.

Behold! The true fastest car on the road!

Look at it this way, last time players in that locker room hated each other they brought a shitload of guns in to settle it. This is an improvement!

Great minds- I was thinking Passat (much bigger back seat than CC).

I feel for the guy. He’s already such a huge target because not only did his team draft him in the 2nd round, but traded 2 draft picks to move up to get him, when he probably would have been available to them if they had waited. Imagine how much that has to fuck with your head, knowing that people are just waiting for…

Let it be known that Dave McKenna’s contributions to this in Slack were the puns “Knoblauch that kick!” and “Shankiel.”

With as retarded of a list of wants as he has, this is the only suitable option.

Maybe they’re just planning next season’s marketing push: “Get your tickets to see that Hamilton play!”

Invested in sharks with lazer beams attached to their fricken heads.

Kinda reminds me of a grown up version of the Gerber baby...

This is a rare, unusually clean picture. Extra cars are typically parked at a side angle to fit more in, especially during the winter time. There are multiple pickup trucks parked on the street as storage and occasional use.

It doesn’t matter.