Neutral: I could write a paper on this because I’ve been screaming about it for so long. Luxury used to mean the same thing it still means with heirlooms, like jewelry, furniture, etc: Something that is expensive, well built, and will last a long time and rarely (if ever) go out of style. But at some point about 20…

Lochte was quick to point out his new sponsors, which include:

New Sponsor:

Aerobed statement: ビデ、シャワーません寝室のためのものです。

Translation: Douches are for showers not bedrooms.

“Can a feminist blog and the first female nominee really not have a serious, substantive discussion?”

Ah, so you didn’t see the 3:07 mark where he GOT OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND CLUBBED A ROOKERY OF SEAL PUPS!!!??!

I stuck with the video up until the 3:00 mark but was pretty bored. Failed to see anything horrible.

Thanks for sharing.

cool thx for that blindingly brilliant insight u have a brite future.

Mine did fall a little flat, I should probably switch gears.

I tire of all these puns.

People sure got huffy about it. They guy just can’t schwin.

I wish he would pedal his dad humor elsewhere.

It’s cool, guys. As usual, King was riding the news cycle.

Ryan Lochte said he protested and thought the exact same thing but later realized he was drunk and just slapped a female housekeeper.

Lilesa said he had considered Kenya or the United States if it’s not safe for him in Ethiopia.

It wasnt Butler ratting him out that set Valencia off. It was the fact that he followed it up by saying “Now orange you glad I was honest?”

MS: Oh really? Is he racing them?

That might not have been “spit" ...

That’s different, usually it is people that are repelled by foul balls.