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something something Gillette Dollar Shave Club

failed to hand the baton to English Gardner.’

While it was a close shave, Felix is probably lucky she didn't get the full Brazilian.

Followed by:

Ryan Lochte is 32 years old! Even Florida State’s PR guy wouldn’t have the balls to chalk this one up to “kids just trying to have fun.”

Pictured: IOC Spokesman

Seriously. “These kids.” Lochte is 32 fucking years old. Yes, he’s an idiot, but he’s a grown-ass idiot.

Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

Sadly, the author might be looking for work next week. I’m all for nonsense click baity titles to pad the resume.

The title of this had nothing to do with why “not to move in with your significant other”, rather was just you talking about moving into your own place. Congrats for getting a place, and being a planner and all, and well done putting yourself out there, but the title is very misleading and other than a 2 sentence,

Why let boat owners have all the fun? These people put the same amount of time and money into these vessels, have at it!

Eh, wouldn't be surprised if a lot of murders in Rio aren't included in that stat.

Let’s revoke their passports too. Obviously they are lying. Rio is a safe and beautiful city.

Yes, currently they are

Sounds like the Olympics are going swimmingly.

I wouldn’t call this a true peak though. More of a junior high.

Still the second least embarrassing Degrassi reference for Candians