Dippin’ Dots are awful. This is the only thing I’ve ever heard about Sean Spicer that has endeared me toward him.

Hot take: dippin dots suck.

^This.

Hottest of takes; Reese’s kind of suck. It’s subpar chocolate mixed with subpar peanut butter that’s been shelf-stabilized to within an inch of its life.

Hottest of takes; Reese’s kind of suck. It’s subpar chocolate mixed with subpar peanut butter that’s been shelf-stabilized to within an inch of its life.

17. should have been “getting hit by a lawn jart.”

Literally nobody here is disagreeing with the point that circumcising babies’ penises is problematic at best, since babies are incapable of giving consent. What people are disagreeing with is your insistence that there is no difference between circumcising a penis and “FGM,” a term that includes clitoridectomy, not…

I’d laugh myself to tears if Katy brought Tom Hiddleston as her date.

“57 DEGREES?!?? THAT’S FUCKING SPRINGTIME IN THE COOLER. THERE ARE PROBABLY DAFFODILS POKING UP THROUGH THAT HAM. SHOULD I BRING IN SOME PARASOLS AND A PICNIC BLANKET, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT. IT’S CHERRY BLOSSOM FUCKING SEASON.”

▪ The club was cited for not maintaining the coolers in proper working order. The walk-in cooler was set to 36º, much warmer than required by code. Several dead Russian prostitutes were not properly wrapped and vacuum sealed and possible bacteria infection was discovered.

I agree, but I don’t get it. I don’t know where people’s sense of “civic duty” went. Taxes aren’t inherently evil. Democratic government isn’t inherently evil. When I drive on public roads, take my kids to a public park, visit the local library, go to parent-teacher conferences, hear the sound of a police siren or a…

That would be be an interesting Presidential debate:

Tokyo Drift was the best FATF. Don’t @ me. You can comment though.

It doesn’t matter if it’s light blue and brown or white and gold in bad lighting - it’s fucking ugly. And no one needs sleep to make that call.

I think the overall theme is “pointlessly”.

I think of this as the difference between “pro-birth” and “pro-life.” If a person is pro-life, they want to make sure the child is coming into a place where they will have a safe, clean, comfortable place to grow up, food security, regular access to doctors and dentists, responsible adults willing to look after them,…

It doesn’t need to end. It begins and ends with a woman’s right to choose what happens to her own body. Forced birth is reprehensible. Before she a woman is a “mother”, she is a woman and before she is a woman, she is a human being with an inalienable right to determine what happens to her own body.

About fifteen years ago, I had the opportunity to spend the day on the set of Law & Order. I had lunch with Sam Waterston and then got to hang around and watch a taping. It was one of the best days of my life.

I predict the event will just be Hope Hicks throwing raw eggs at passing children while Stephen Miller shrieks “ENJOY YOUR LAST BIG GOVERNMENT HANDOUT, DICKBAGS!”

I am against calling them bullet trains. I prefer wizard trains.