The “hey, champ, it’s okay” pat was the best part for me!

I picked trying on makeup because I am a child of the 70s! Nickelodeon was NOT A THING BACK THEN!!

My guess is okra.

Of course!

I had noticed that as well. I like to change the lyrics to “Mekhi Phifer” anytime she is mentioned in song.

Keep up the good work.

That is adorable!

Right now I am too stunned and heart-broken to be angry. I woke up at 4 a.m. and saw the news. When I fell back asleep I dreamed that my bed was infested with weird, tiny, bugs.

Go as Gotham’s Alfred and spend all night slapping the heck out of random teen girls.

UGH! Double Creature is not even trying anymore.

*high-pitched squeal of joy* I am here for this!

#lifegoalaccomplished

And now I am following you on Twitter!

Coffee is gross, and people who drink it get gross coffee breath.

I just read it for the first time. I don’t know whether to thank you for the link or bill you for any upcoming therapy bills.

Only 10 percent of women in the survey were aware that intercourse needed to occur before ovulation, rather than after, to optimize conception.

Starred for “Wherever”.

Excellent analogy!

Hmm...it’s almost like teaching teens about proper contraceptive use leads to fewer pregnancies than teaching abstinence only.

There is at least one Sophia in every class of every grade at my son’s elementary school.