Counterpoint: Hanson, Jonas Brothers, Good Charlotte..

This is just amazing. The DOJ attorneys who are working on the travel ban case just woke up screaming, because Trump handed the challengers another fantastic piece of evidence to include in their briefs. First, the DOJ has been refusing to call it a travel ban, and instead insisting that the courts refer to it as a…

No, no... it’s “I sea what you did there...”.

But.....I didn’t click the link? The link is unnecessary to grasping this post, no?

I desperately want to get on reality TV just so during the initial meetup I can be all, “I’M NOT HERE TO MAKE—oh who am I kidding, I am totally here to make friends! omg, I’m so excited for everyone, this is going to be great! yay! Go us!” ;D . And clock how fast I get booted, lol.

SHE’S NOT THERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!

I want some brave world leader to react to this yanking by falling full-on into him, knocking him to the pavement and thus delivering a massive concussion (not, obviously, that you could tell the difference afterward). Really get that combover messed up as a direct result of his stupid fucking hand garbage.

And Macron doesn’t just go towards Angela first, they hold each other in a warm greeting and exchange kisses. Their bond is real, Donald. France and Germany are best friends and YOU CAN’T SIT WITH THEM.

Sorry I love him. I love the little weirdo and his little weirdo sister.

Well, in the Caribbean, the water is blue. It is devoid of most pelagic nutrients, hence the turquoise color. That’s why whales calve in the Caribbean and then swim north to the dark-green waters to fatten up again and wean their calves.

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

Your Honor - if the IKEA post had not mentioned Balenciaga or their company bio, etc. and just talked about their own bags, would that have possibly qualified as shade? I feel like the picture with the four characteristics was fine on its own and it’s the caption that ruins it.

Sorry to hijack a Shade Court thread, but I’m so fucking excited about this and I figured y’all would want to see it, anyway. ;) My new tattoooooo!

I’m a compassionate person. I’m very heartbroken over her passing, especially since it was cancer.

For restaurants, yes. But the Michelin Pussy Guide actually goes up to 8 stars. But most only get 3 at most, so 5 is really good. Their only 8 Star pussy ever was this woman in rural Japan who lived in this shack that only locals (and REALLY cool tourists) knew about. Sadly, it closed in 1998.

b d wong! be still, my heart. i can only hope he shows up as the main villain in jurassic parkier, so he has a chance to really sit down and get to grips with all the scenery chewing we need from him.

My Guess:

During the break we were commenting on Ivanka’s voice and how it maintained a slow and steady rhythm then resonated like a smooth jizz radio BJ. This was in no way a joke about anything else.

Between the Death Star and Jurassic Park/World I don’t know which one I’m more surprised keeps getting financing.

This time I’m make a mental effort to forget the perpetrator’s name and remember the victim’s.