Laugh hysterically and take video proof of his freak out. Then hold that evidence and show all his future friends, significant others, and family the video whenever the mood strikes you to embarrass the boy. Also, start a therapy fund.

I spent my mornings in 5th grade (2000) arguing with my friends about why George W. Bush sucked, as our homeroom teacher tried in vain to get the class to pay attention to the Revolutionary War and Johnny Tremain.

Wow, the “Not Voting and Not Caring” contingent needs to make themselves known so we can fucking stone y’all

ANGELA: “And THEN this motherfucker Trump said...”

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

Be good.

Oh, I understood your elevated vocabulary just fine. What I was getting at was that you’ve been needlessly aggressive, smug, and reliant upon a number of informal fallacies of logic to continue to assert your “points.” The post I was replying to, in particular, involved you saying, “If I stop replying, will you…

This!!!! EVERY TIME I’ve tried to shop in stores or online lately, I am inundated by these fucking off the shoulder garments, and I’m shopping at PLUS SIZE RETAILERS. Like, whoooo theeee fuck in a 22/24 or 3X is going to look cute in some shit that requires an invisible bra? My titties are 42DDD. I need straps, y’all.…

Preach

well, I mean if you put a damper on Lumiere, doesn’t he die? So......

did you know that legally, for his historical reasons, if the structure is not baroque, they aren’t allowed to perform any repairs?

I think I see James Caan’s car over to the left.

Exactly. Diapers are the one thing that you don’t fuck with if it’s working.

This news makes me feel ebullient, a word which here means, “Filled with overwhelming energetic joy, as when one accepts a free and unprompted hard-boiled egg from a stranger only to find it improbably filled with money and psychedelic drugs”.

If you don’t like it, don’t read it. Just some advice.

“...any number of different ways, and microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera,” Conway said. “We know that this is just a fact of modern life.

Orrrrrr...

Nobody called anyone Nazis. They heard a fictional radio broadcast combating a fictional Nazi occupation and thought “THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT US!”

But no one was criticizing conservatives or calling them Nazis. The Resistance Radio was criticizing Nazis and the conservatives just assumed it was referring to them. They’re the ones that made the connection between Nazis and themselves.