“Designed for gamers by gamers.”

Since you state quite clearly that that has never happened to you, why don’t you sit the fuck down. Because you know what? As an adult, I had the “perfect rape.” It would have been a 5 minute SVU episode. Stranger, violent, witnesses, and in rural PA (which is pretty racist) he was even black. Choo choo train to…

Okay, so, since apparently it’s hard for folks to understand.

And fuck you. You don’t speak for me so don’t.

I can say from a rather short experience that solitary confinement is torture in every way but name.

I was picked up on an outstanding warrant, having just left a rehab facility for a variety of issues (drug and alcohol abuse, major depressive disorder, etc.), and was taken to my local jail. I was in an already…

I hate to break it to you, but...

Because we live in a cruel and indifferent universe; one where stupidity cultivates pride, instead of searing, blinding pain. This is why I cannot have godlike power, because if I did, making people’s stupidity hurt them directly would be the first thing I’d do.

Must you be so aggressive and dismissive? The point of my joke, if I must explain, is that Milo Shitbrains was removed because of gay pedophilia, but his racism, misogyny and general vileness was fine. Hence asking why this guy, who to the best of my knowledge isn’t accused of gay pedophilia, was removed. He’s just…

Chafee is like my favorite pair of gloves that I lost in the winter and didn’t find again until the following summer. It’s good to see you but I don’t need you right now. To the bottom of the sock drawer with you, Linc.

Reporter: “Russ, what’s fashion week been like?”

Probably never since Obama was a calm and collected President who never really ranted and raved rather led us with dignity, regardless of what politics you align with. Meanwhile Trump is tweeting in ALL CAPS all fucking day threatening the media and federal judges. This is just us trying to cope with what is obviously…

To be fair, he’s only getting an early start because his impeachment will inevitably slow things down, re: campaigning.

Dudes who are not medical professionals tell everyone the dangers of medicine.

One state, Two state, Shared state, Jew state

AA Baggage Agent: Alright, 19 bags checked. That’ll be $4,000 please. Credit or debit?

I live in Montgomery County, MD, which is also where I grew up.

Tell Us How the Public School System Benefited You

If you mean the D.C. Metro, no one’s going to believe you. Metro doesn’t actually run trains, at least not trains that carry passengers from one stop to another.

British person here. We are pretty much rubbing our hands together with glee at the prospect of a Trump visit. Every comedy show is endlessly mocking him and even the newscasters are saying things like”we tried to find someone who supports Trump but we couldn’t find anyone” (this happened twice just in a week). He is…

Here’s my review of Stephenson’s Anathem: