I find this insane because OF COURSE I think about what I’m texting. That’s why texting is awesome. I’m much better in writing than in person because I can actually look at what I’m about to say and go, hey, that sounds creepy. Do not say that. Or that sounds odd. Do not say that. Or whatever. It’s not that I’m trying…

People get pissed with me for texting a paragraph instead of lots of shorter texts. Like either way it’s the same amount of information, wouldn’t you rather have your phone ring once instead of a dozen times?

Sooooo, this movie? That already exists? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0441796/ 

The real lessons from Bowling Green:

Is this from the inauguration?

I LITERALLY IRL know one of Rob Lowe’s former assistants who lives here in Santa Barbara and I can guarantee none of that sounds true, she basically had nothing but good things to say and she insists that she was treated like family for the years she worked with him.

He didn’t say he had several black friends. He named them. All three of them.

That said, what was so bad about the handling of the Sarkisyan piece?

My great-grandparents were among the many Armenians who escaped Turkey in advance of the genocides - I believe it was in 1909 - and made a new life in America. Syria accepted many Armenian refugees at that time as well.

No, but it’s 2017. So 1939 was 78 years ago.

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

Last I checked, taxis are cars, and this is a car site. So, relevant.

As long as this continues, I will always bring this up:

Have you read The Fireman by Joe Hill? I’m midway through it and it is quite possibly one of my favorite post apocalyptic books I’ve read in years.

So now we have Senators pushing drugs on the Senate floor? Isn’t it illegal to give narcotics to someone without a Rx?

Well, it must be tough realizing your whole life has been a lie, huh?

Autonomy over one’s own body is a right.

“It has never been used for the rehabilitation of species. It’s been used for control of the land,”

Under the new guidelines, future Japanese bidet toilets will use eight symbols corresponding to eight basic operations: “lid opening/closing,” “seat opening/closing,” “flushing (large),” “flushing (small),” “anus cleaning,” “vulva cleaning,” “drying” and “stop.”

Quit what drivel? Discovering species and naming them after people? I see nothing in this article relating to crying, nor about america not being made great.