Photo of the Kremlin’s invitation to American diplomats:

I’m not surprised. It has pieces of walnut shells. It was the only scrub I could find in Amman, and, so every time I use it, now, I get a hit of sandstorm and tea with anise.

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

A good rule of thumb to live by: never put anything you find in Times Square inside your body.

Did they also use tomatoes instead of ping pong balls

Mother and baby, together forever:

Jeebus, when are these dumbass fuckers going to realize that freely available contraceptives is an amazing way to prevent abortions?

Solid list, especially the baseball moments, but this gif makes me smile in a year that didn’t give me the opportunity too often

We can pretend it’s Easter grass, two holidays in one.

ELLIE WHY IS HIS HAIR SO LONG LIKE HE’S SNATCHED THE WIG OF A WOMAN WHO DIED ALONE IN HER HOME IN A DECOMPOSING WEDDING DRESS

Biologist here. We can respond to this. These trees offer more to the planet than younger trees (more CO2 absorption, deeper roots, more biodiversity etc) and it takes hundreds of years to replace them. Make a quick call to your representatives demanding protection for older forests. (Planting new trees in cities is…

please re- “right” this comment

I hate to say it, but this story is actually about Ethics In Journalism.

See...I would have been okay with an “outsider.” I would have been okay with someone with no “governing experience.” What I am absolutely not okay with is someone who does not have the intellectual curiosity to learn everything there is to learn about this new job he miraculously fell into, and would rather go on…

So wait, you don’t consider ALICE (Mia Wasikowska) in the movie ALICE Through the Looking Glass a lead character?? Because it seems to me that would satisfy all the criteria.

no. and now let’s close the polls because i am right.

1. Will I ever afford retirement or will I work until I’m dead? The odds are pretty good that we’ll all be dead within a decade.

I constantly tell people that Pitbull is my hero. No one believes me, but the dude has FIGURED IT OUT.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

This is the best explanation for Black pride I’ve seen written. By Reddit user You_Are_All_Absurd: