I don’t disagree with you, I personally do no love seeing women refuse to age a year or the groups of women that all look like carbon copies of each other because they all have the same surgeon. But they do it because society tells them once things start sagging and drooping your stock plummets. I live in Southern…

Poor Tiffany, even when she is standing right in front of her dad he will do everything he can to ignore her...

Murph (which begins and ends with a mile run, and should be done in a 20# vest) is a celebration of Lieutenant Michael Murphy, in particular, the way he gave his life. (The foundation website describes it better than I can: http://themurphchallenge.com/ltmichaelpmurphy/)

It’s a Turdis?

It’s an extremely stupid word, but I appreciate that it’s a thing because its presence tells me that the person who using it has nothing of real value to say so I don’t need to waste my attention on them.

To make Mythopoetic Stew:

I think it’s one of those sentences that you type the first few words and then let the autocomplete guess what word you were going to use next and just keep repeating that to see where it goes.

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

I have a vague notion but got lost in the mythopoetic stew of shitty writing.

(a handy roadmap to purge federal employees because of their political beliefs)

A “bancropsie” is when a bank dies and you view its remains.

Apparently there was a large shorting of Lockheed Martin stocks minutes before the Trump tweet which dropped the share price.

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

We at Yankee Candle would like to apologize to all of our customer’s affected by this recall. It has recently come to our attention that candles produced in our North American factories are regrettably flammable. We won’t rest until this problem has been fully extinguished. Your safety is our primary concern, and if…

Wait, when did this kind of behavior become cute and delightful? Because nah, this shit isn’t cute and delightful. It doesn’t matter who does it - it’s childish.

Honestly the worst thing we could’ve done was label it way back in the day, ‘global warming.’ It gave all these word magicians the ability to convince regular people that it isn’t true, which is what they want to believe.

I’d like to posit that legit smart people also take joy in learning new things. They even often do it as a hobby!

Hey President Dumbshit! Even smart people need to read to actually know things. Being smart doesn’t mean you just magically acquire knowledge. It just means that you’re capable of processing and understanding what you read!