I’ve been shocked that she’s been ignored by the Emmy’s the entire time this show has been on

How much money do YOU make that $200 per kid makes someone a “cheapskate”?

Well, whether they live in swing states or not they are about to get hard damn lesson in voting. So here are a few things to take away.

Absolutely agree with you and found this article really just tasteful. For those people saying “read the article “, I did and I’m sure you did as well. If the author wants to look at the choices she makes every day and how she rewards and/or placates her children, great. But choosing Christmas as her battle cry—what…

When my sister turned three, my mom asked her what she wanted for her birthday and she said “presents!” So on her birthday, she got a couple of nicely wrapped gifts and she was so happy, but she refused to let anyone open them. She said they were presents and presents had to be wrapped. I think my parents eventually…

I haaaate having a ton of toys around. I don’t get parents that do this to themselves. Just more things to make a big ass mess. The less we have, the happier my kids are to tidy up.

I thought Bad Words was pretty great, which he directed. I’ll watch him in anything (hello, fellow 80's kid). I also really wanted to be Justine Bateman growing up. Basically I love the Batemans.

“Hold Me Closer, Tiny Hands Sir...”

In case anyone out there was confused about how the voting/enfranchisement system was rigged, here it is. Jill Stein filed for a recount. She paid the required fees. And now, suddenly, she is not “aggrieved” enough to demand a recount. Any registered voter should be entitled to demand a recount if they can pay the…

I’m so fucking sick of people trashing Madonna. You don’t like her, fine whatever. But I don’t get why it’s ok to call her old, ugly, washed up, crazy, trying to hard...it’s MADONNA. She hasn’t changed who she is almost 40 years and she’s not going to. As women we should applaud her for not giving in to the constant…

I get it now. 2016 isn’t real, it just refuses to break kayfabe.

* Technically, his penis’s estate. There won’t be much left. But the loss of consortium claims I’m filing on behalf of his hand will be frankly epic.

Kindly read the 4,000+ word history I just spent months writing explaining why that is a gross oversimplification before you comment.

No. I will not entertain the possibility that pizzagate is real. It’s embarrassingly ridiculous.

Ok I like them which I know makes me a garbage person but it’s so catchy I am powerless PLEASE SEND HELP.

Yes, I’m an academic, and I ask people to cite their sources less often than fucking morons in comments sections who don’t understand the nuance of properly couching second hand or unverified information conversationally. It’s literally as simple as “I heard this from (source) and haven’t verified yet, but I heard...”…

I don’t want anyone to get the wrong idea when I say that Carey’s life reminds me of what I imagine would happen if a magical fairy suddenly gave Miss Piggy sentience, and a woman’s body.

Look, you’re right, but I think you’re whole “try me” schtick is misplaced here. The point of this isn’t about Taiwan, really. It’s about a president who has no fucking idea what he’s doing wading into extremely tricky international waters. And if you’re going to pretend that it’s in the best interest of ANYBODY - us,…

Oh for fuck’s sake.

You are all hypocrites. All of you. Fuck off.

Taiwan is a liberal democratic country (COUNTRY, fuckers) with a democratically elected president (not leader - president, and that’s Doctor President to you). She is a PhD holder who is the first female president of Taiwan and the first democratically…

It brings me great comfort that Alec Baldwin keeps doing this impersonation with the sole purpose of getting under Trump’s skin.