I know. The disappointment. It’s so hard to swallow. Yeah, I know my nutball parents and right-wing brother in law were going to vote for him, but half the country? Half the country?

And we can do more than just vote, too. Everyone be kind to yourselves and each other right now, and then organize.

Get angry. Feel that anger. Keep it. Hold it tight. Never forget how it feels.

I am just going to keep saying this everywhere, because I have zero other words but I feel this knot in my stomach:

I can’t edit my original post but I wanted to tell everyone, I VOTED!!!! My husband went just now and called and said there was no line at all, and he explained my situation to the poll workers so they were prepared to bring the machine to my car if I needed it (thankfully I didn’t!) I AM SO HAPPY!!!!

I understand that — it’s just that it’s WHILE he’s going in to vote. I think we should all “go high” on voting day. No shouting, no booing, no violence, no bullshit. That’s for the Trumpsters. Cast your vote for him to crawl back under his nasty rock — that’s a message much stronger than a boo.

Oh, honey. Nurses are very busy and stressed and it’s not uncommon for them to hand you the wrong baby.

Balls

Hillary’s
Undercover
Male
Alternative

She’s with Her.

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

Hillary’s still evolving on gay rights, she and Huma will probably just get a civil union.

Yep, and it’s all bananas.

Ron Funches is a champion and a treasure.

Death Proof and Planet Terror are works of modern art. I WILL FITE YOU

First, a questionnaire to determine your suitability (not to the country; Canada’s pretty rad and accepting. To my household).

Jellybeans, too. One Easter, my then toddler kept bringing me white jellybeans, demanding I open my mouth, then popping them in. At first I thought she just didn’t like the white beans, but after about the 20th, I discovered she was sucking the colored sugar coatings off the beans, then feeding me their naked corpses.

This is called an “Italian Sausage Sandwich.”

No gimmick! You’re the gimmick!

Start from the bottom. Start local. Be patient. The radical right of the GOP spent 35 years seeding to the point, hoping this would be their year, and while they are NOT getting POTUS (because they are bad people and their ideas are bad), they now control more than half of US state legislatures and governorships, and…