THEY ARE NOT REOPENING THE INVESTIGATION! Stop with these misleading headlines and read Comey’s actual letter, a portion of which you posted here.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

That’s just beagle face. Beagles are the happiest looking puppies on earth, but once they get a certain size they start to have a “wait, should I have not ate that?” look on their face for the rest of their lives. At least I hope so, ours always looked like that when they got older and I’d like to think we gave them a…

Maybe they shrank in the laundering.

I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.

I saw this suit in person today!!! I was so close and I touched her arm and it was amazing!!!

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

It’s on November 28

Those officers did a great job in protecting MacBeth—but he won’t truly be safe until Donald Trump stops women from having babies from their wombs untimely ripped.

I’m done drinking for the next two weeks.

Wait, that came out wrong.

I’m done;
Drinking for the next two weeks.

Carob=The Worst Of Satan’s Lies. Carob should win this contest.

Fuck yeah, let’s get this party started!

Guys, my (Latino) husband doesn’t know it yet because he’s not home, but our couples Halloween costume is now Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre, this nightmare election is finally giving me something useful.

=) indeed.

I’m sorry, a cat cannot bear an “uncanny” resemblance to a cartoon child.

Uh...isn’t Charles ahead of William in the royal line-up? These bitches can wait their turn like every other monarch who eagerly hopes for the day that their beloved relative dies.

Nope. Don’t click, asshole.

I’ve bellyached about this a lot in the last week or so, including in the kinjaverse. I think I’ve come away with a couple of key takeaways, for my own squaring of cognitive dissonance.

1) Bill is not running. Moreover, even if we look at Hill/Bill as a team, Hill did not have a part in any infidelities (and/or…

I’ve heard all the arguments and pleas to vote for the lesser of two evils. No thank you.