If any of you are curious, here’s the link to the uber long Facebook post.

If you’re carrying enough water weight to produce tears, you’re too bloated for the runway fam.

As a fat woman who gets plenty of the sex with plenty different types of people, many of whom look in a way that even thin folks consider “holy shit hot” territory, let me assure you— feeling insecure about how you look in the sack has nothing to do with weight and everything to do with patriarchally enforced…

Dear Ms. Swank,

If you are looking for clothes that can take you from your workout into the rest of your day, you are either doing your workout or the rest of your day wrong.

It’s called fashion,

You just want to see the inevitable fallout.

Don’t listen to rslwn. Melania tweets are gold. She is an inspiration to us all. I eat healthier because of her Let’s Move campaign.

Awww, thanks! <3

They should have named it “Oreo sure you are not Muslim?”

To all the coaches on the world who are reading this:

Best non-movie operator ever!

Sorry I’m not sure, I got it from the Googles. I typed in “racist, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, garbage made flesh devil” and after scrolling through 10 pages of DJT’s face, this little guy came up.

I steadfastly refuse to use Starbucks’ stupid sizing system. Small, medium, and large, people. Tall and grande are both subjective words that mean, vaguely, “big,” and I refuse to give space in my brain to memorizing which means small and which means medium according to Starbucks dumbass logic. Small, medium, or large.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. October 9th is my birthday, and I want to see Clinton rip out Trump’s still beating heart and hold it aloft and say ‘this is for Sean’. That’s all I want for a gift.

If I was paid $150 million to kill someone, I’d be buying a new identity ASAP.

Tell me, Mary... Do you bleed?

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