This supposed “administrative headache” could very easily be solved by simply making them salaried employees who make more than $48K a year:

In other news, the ivy they wanted trimmed back is still there, and Jeff the maintenance guy hasn’t clocked out. #makesyouthink

So the response to the cafeteria worker is: “just go get a better paying job”, whereas in your case, you aren’t supposed to get a better paying job, you just need people you deem less important than you to be paid less so you can feel more secure in your salary.

What exactly is your problem with allowing adult full-time workers to exist above the poverty line? How the hell does that affect you? $35k is not a lot of money. People will still be motivated to get better employment at any given time. If the job is that easy, they will scale down the total number of workers while…

$35,000 a year seems like a lot to ask to you? You have a weird definition of “a lot.”

The Levenger cataog is your friend.

Funny, I used my time machine to go ahead and watch the debate and the only memorable moment for me was when Tim Kaine bludgeoned Mike Pence to death with a harmonica.

GUYS!!!

Okay, some folks have a thing about monogramming. But I want to know why this guy Yoshida Kōgyō Kabushiki is monogramming all my trousers’ zippers. I mean, I don’t want to squick someone’s kink, but I can’t rule out the more sinister possibilities. Does this mean that in the afterlife he gets ALL THE PANTS?

I passed several rocks, without carving my name in them.

Yep! Also - personalized stationery. It’s a must for adults.

Nope. If you’re running a sandwich shop, and you run out of pickles, you are obligated to close up shop for the day.

at what point does having money become gross I wonder? If I go out to eat is that flaunting my wealth? If I buy a nice car? If my boyfriend proposes to me do I have to ensure it’s wo a ring, a safe investment that can be insured and doesn’t depreciate in value, Bc you, anonymous commenter, find it distasteful?

Not my meme, but I’ll repeat it,
If you celebrate Trump gaming the tax system, I better not hear you ever again bitch about welware recipients gaming the welfare system.

This really highlights America’s hardon for white rich folk, if you are white and rich abusing the system is seen as a smart move, but if you are black…

Okay, everyone, repeat after me...

Short pants with knee socks is a fucking adorable outfit for a little boy, and I will fight anyone who disagrees.

That’s why you idiots can’t get anything done. Philosophically you basically agree on the problem and probably even the solution(s) - why are you attacking him? You don’t like the fact that he’s gained some popularity/notoriety with his persona and that meme (which, frankly, to me, works every time - I mean, what else…

For christs sake can ya’ll pick a point?
Are they around their children and using them for fame?
Or ignoring their children to make money and letting nannies raise them?

No matter what these people do they you guys are going to trash them.

The guns aren’t. Kids are dying. I think I will continue.

“Here Donald, this is a bear trap. If you step on it it’ll crush your leg.”