French Montana gets mentioned a lot here, yet I never fail to picture French Stewart every time I see the name. Every. Single. Time.

The children of my family never had a choice. We have known from birth we were different. There was no innocence on that.

A firsthand account from my friend’s fbook; account is set to private, so I just cut and paste:

Just a guess, but I think the baby is Cotillard’s.

Leto Joker wore a grill in Suicide Squad.

No. The problem is that Hillary Clinton is running on the most progressive platform in American history and a select group of sexist, self-congratulatory self-styled “true leftists” is too goddamned stupid to realize it.

Me, too! When Obama was running against McCain I thought “if he isn’t elected it is because this country is still too racist.”

Way to go Skittles rep!

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And for his next trick, Trump will appoint his prized racehorse Incitatus to the Senate.

Me: *struggling against the ropes “Do you know the Clown Commandments?”

Slap Shot. Yeah, it has hockey in it, but it’s not really about HOCKEY so much as the people involved. Also, it’s hilarious. Also, Paul Newman.

OMIGAWD THEY FOUND THE TERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!

Have you read ‘the Terror’ by Dan Simmons? It’s about the Erebus and Terror. An amazing read. Also well researched. Highly recommend:

It means no weiners for the rest of your days
It’s our penis-free philosophy
Vagina dentata

A: Jelly bean

Well, now that gay “marriage” is a thing, we know the next step is people marrying their cars!!!11!

Why is it so hard to understand that if you prevent a pregnancy, you prevent an abortion.