This is an actual case of literal resting bitch face.

I have respect for your position, but I have to say, I deeply disagree with it. If Hillary had wanted to do what was in her own best interests, she’d have stayed in private law practice, become a partner at a law firm, sat on a bunch of corporate boards, and probably have a hell of a lot more money than she does now.…

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

Because Dr. J.H. Kellogg is dead. So it’s safe to do that now.

I hope VH1 has the foresight to tell her the show starts 5 hours earlier than it really does.

I’ll try and if I do, I’ll report back here. The last gps coordinates he tweeted were less than 30-45 min from my house.

Or domestic abuse victims could just NOT get abused in the first place! That way everyone can have a gun and nobody is an abuser, you know?

Christie conditionally vetoed a similar bill in November 2015, saying he’d rather focus on making it easier for domestic violence victims to get guns of their own.

Wow, those bees did not let their queen get... TAKEN.

MitsuBEEshi.

I feel like there should be a master list of pop-culture things that everyone misunderstands profoundly. We can start with the one you listed:
-Thema & Louise is not a feel good girl-bonding movie where everyone has an awesome time.

These are mine:

literally list the drugs you are doing bc they seem interesting

Her success has come in as other people have used her relationships and her body as the ‘conversation starter’ and vociferously shamed her due to it. The success part is that she refused to shrivel, curl up, and die when the nastiness set in, and defended herself and all of the women whose sexuality has been topic of…

of course not. the sarcasm is pretty obvious. lots of people write comments that end with ‘fixed it for you’ and I find it very obnoxious. I can handle getting mean tweets and being told I’m a garbage person, but I dislike it when people reformat a sentence like I should be glad they put words in my mouth. I’m sure…

The Bills totally look alike. That is an honest mistake to make.

Somewhere, Leelee Sobieski is frowning at her Starbucks cup marked “Helen”.

Yeah, you are obviously wildly misinterpreting what I said. But go for it. I understand that nuances can be hard for some people.

What on earth do you mean by a hard no on Son of Zorn?! I actually laughed out loud like three times from that trailer. Anyone who grew up in the 80s with shows like He-man, She-ra, Thundarr, etc. are probably going to wallow in nostalgia and laugh their butt off in that show. I’m all in for that ridiculous piece of…

Pro Tip: When on the run from the police, don’t order Dominoes. I mean, we could argue that you shouldn’t be a general scumbag and do things that would lead to you being on the run from the police in the first place, but I think not ordering Dominoes is the real take away from this story.

I’m beginning to believe that meat based products might contain sedatives. Honestly I wouldn’t have the energy for these scams and feuds.