I’m assuming following this we are gonna get a YouTube tutorial on how to eat a singular churro in a way that makes you feel like you’re eating five!

Step one, scrape off cinnamon/sugar and eat one granule at a time.

I knew that Barbara Palvin’s criss-cross top and trouser outfit reminded me of something from classic Star Trek ...

Trevor Noah didn’t tell her how to react. He was floored, and I was too, that she confronted him with all of his hateful tweets and let the whole thing go with an “did I do that? Oh, excuse me,” then moved on like it never happened.

Incidentally, “kid gloves”, also the name of the mittens from the children’s department that Donald Trump must buy to fit his tiny hands.

THIS. Some other commenters seem to feel this article is a humblebrag, or the “jealousy” comments are unfair, but I feel her story so hard. This and many, many other similar situations have happened to me. I have DDDs and I love them—not complaining here. Had to start wearing a bra in 4th grade, which sucked, but I…

Ok, I’m fully on board (esp bc this is my struggle!) but...

It’s not. It’s fucking AWFUL having large breasts and you DO get treated like an asshole by asshole ALL.THE.TIME.

The best, THE BEST, is the person who really doesn’t understand that tactic and bids just one dollar lower than the person before them. Fucking hilarious.

The way you play Price is Right is the way you are as a human. Like you should never date a person who would bid one dollar over. That person is a selfish monster.

UGH YESSS king of assholery! don’t fucking bid $1 above what I JUST BID YOU FUCKER

1 dollar doesn’t bother me in Price Is Right! It means everyone else’s bid was stupid and over! They couldn’t win anyway. If I had written 44 minutes though. Just ONE MINUTE over. well THEN i would deserve the back hand. cause that is NOT COOL.

I live for the day the person who says that gets a reflexive backhand from the person who just bid.

Some of my favorite films are chick flicks. Alien. Aliens. Resident Evil. Terminators 1 and 2. Contact. The Descent. Mad Max. The Force Awakens. Such great chick flicks.

This is not good news. I’m a Californian born and bred. We have drought in our bones. Seriously. In our bones.

Oh goody, now I can watch people water their green lawns that they planted IN THE GODDAMN DESERT. THE MOJAVE DESERT. GREEN LAWNS. THAT IS A PROBLEM.

I cannot believe these are real people. This has to be a stealth Christopher Guest production, right?

My husband does this too, usually from another room. I find it hilarious. Funnier still when I send him pics of random dicks in return, but he doesn’t agree.

Awesome! I’ll post a picture of 9 solid inches of Shea-dong soon. I just gotta wait for my two brothers to arrive to get in the picture.

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.