What about 51 bananas worth of banana bread?

I thought that’s what daycares were for.

#fashiongoals

I love him. He is the definition of giving no fucks.

Counter theory and future blind item, Jake is Becky with the good hair.

Yes they do. First time I travelled to the tropics I learned about the BRAT diet to treat diarrhea: Bananas Rice Applesauce Toast.

How about a law that says that you can't hold pictures of fetuses within 2,000 feet of an elementary school? That seems more effective.

as someone whose best friend snorted a pixie stick at the age of 16, it’s all part of growing up and learning what to and what not to stick up our noses.

So far pixies sticks are a no, tick tacks are a no, speed is a maybe.

They have yet to learn that a bun can hold all the pens.

I will only listen if the track list is something like this:

Afterwards, they work together to put out an album called “Arnold Palmer.”

I saw an episode of What Would You Do? once, where these people were standing outside with Donald Trump signs, and no one was punching them in the face. Well, I certainly wasn’t going to be the guy on TV who walked by these people and didn’t punch them in the face. I think I’ll come off well when they air it.

lol - best typo ever.

Man, I’m gonna be in the minority here, but I thought the video was cute. They look like they’re having fun. I know I look like a jackass when I’m dancing. Except I have rhythm and I make it look good lololol. B)

That’s the best attitude to have about dancing. Who cares what other people think? It’s about having fun.

I really regret not logging in to upload that imgur album, but for reference, it is also on AO3 with an extra image for additional context.

WHAT problem???????? You reported a few freak incidents and all of a sudden you’re calling it a problem that you need to protect yourself from.

God please don’t give them more ideas.

They’re PUBLIC BATHROOMS FFS.

Actually the fact that the professor uses the word “bonheur” and remains anonymous tells you that he is named “Owen Labrie.”