You monster. Just for that, I’m taking a hat off of a cat.
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The real story is that a totally real friend of mine used my absolutely real time machine to go back in time to talk to Mr. Trump’s mother.
The citizens of this nation will have the chance to vote...It is my hope that they will choose the builder...
Maltese - not breed standard with puppy cut, kinky/curly hair, and general ragamuffin status. The marshmallow is loved, loved, loved, and rocks the Pooh socks from Grandma.
Excuse me sirs n madames but I do believe my doge is the hottest in the land; sir Choxie upon his throne
It’s not a part of a model’s job to be super chill when people call her a fat cow because she is pregnant. Also, you are an asshole.
I don’t like green peppers. They were the bane of my childhood. Whenever we went for Chinese food (on a Sunday, or Xmas day, as we do) my mom insisted on “stacking the deck” with all her faves. So she would order pepper steak and tell me to pick out the peppers. But the talent, the raison de etre, the sole purpose of…
My dog wants to start a boy band with your dog.
Awwww. Mine wins first in the Can I Have Some, and Sleeping categories.
I’ve kind of hated dog shows since some snobby whippet lady met my dog in the park and told me, unprompted, that he was a beautiful dog but could never make it in the ring because his ears are malformed. Um, excuse me lady, your soul is malformed, all dogs are perfect in every way, especially Bash.
He knows a lot about romance-example!
Adorbs. Except:
My GSP niece says, “Derp.”
Error. My family dog is hottest and best in show at sitting on couches.
Damn, Taylor’s got the gun show. And her blue & black dress is fiyah.
Kanyes’s new line is um, interesting.
For the kid who has everything....except insomnia and psychological scar tissue.
Um, NO. Are you a “mature child”? A “post-childhood child”? An “adult child”? Are we describing everyone as where they are in relation to childhood? No? Then why is this fetus getting described like that?
Right, like the silent study halls and water sipping contests are the hottest parts of Carnival.