“If a lady should find herself in a delicate condition I would be pleased to suggest that she should feel it appropriate to respond to the situation at hand in whatever fashion as she would prefer.” What could be clearer?

OBUMMERS GOT THE CHLYMIDIA AND GONNA ENFORCE KOALA LAW NOW!!!

Straw Man argument.

#Paintinthepussyassbitch

ok I mean we were just trying to keep it “fresh” but like the paint was SO COLD and we were very concerned we were going to get Gold paint all over our rented apartment floor so we had like flip flops on and it was like awful just trying to get the D in when I’m like shivering. plus, maybe this is just an “us” thing…

“There were two sets of footprints in the sand, but those times where there were a single set of footprints? That’s when I backed the fuck away from you when you tried to drag me into this shitstorm, Jean.”

I sent her a nice email:

Can I offer a general indictment of the random bickering:

Exactly. A man yells: it’s passion. A woman yells: It’s anger. A man meets Al: He loves civil rights. A woman meets Al: She’s pandering. A man meets with Wall Street in Martha’s Vineyard: He’s a politician. A woman does: She’s a liar. A man has messy hair: He’s a cute grandpa radical. A woman with messy hair:…

You know Joan is just going to show up at the last minute and claim that the entire estate belongs to her.

Yes, let’s criticize a grieving mother for not noting the fine line legal distinction between murder and manslaughter.

Gwen Stefani’s Rejected Song Titles:

OK, you’re clearly enthusiastic and I was going to let this go, but I see you’re ejaculating all over the comments with this spunk so I can’t.

this is a good question. because i saw the butt of my dreams in the tom hardy comments section.

Habitat for Huge Manatees.

GUYS I JUST GOT A CONFIRMATION EMAIL TO ATTEND THE TAPING ON FEB 15TH!!! I AM BEYOND STOKED!!!

Pboor Pbuppies =(

Thumb Love, Orifice: Posterior

I will give bunbun a home! Come here, bunbun!

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HER SHOES