Was thinking in turn - Rita Ora’s (Who?!) reps might include Jez threads as a means to establish the failure of “Roc Nation’s” marketing department.

“Judge, these people read about her *every damn day* and still can’t remember who she is!”

Watching Katy Perry “dancing”/trying to act like she knew the lyrics during Missy’s set was one of the most awkward things that I’ve ever seen during a superbowl, including watching the Seahawks pass on 2nd down in the 4th quarter.

I was with her until I saw the pants weren't hemmed. Nonconformist is one thing. Sloppy is another.

Remember this cover? I’m a straight chick but this gave me the feels

At this point I think he just calls her “Mom”

“That is not the worst thing that could be said. But I never said it. It’s not in my vocabulary.”

Except you also have teens and people who otherwise never smoked picking up a nicotine habit because “it’s vaping not smoking.” It’s not primarily a quitting aid, nor is it marketed that way. I vastly prefer people vaping to smoking, but downplaying that it’s still not a healthy thing and saying it’s cool just do it…

If your vape pen is truly scentless, fine, do what you want. If your vape pen stinks like blueberry unicorn vomit, I say you should be ejected from the train before the next stop.

#hottake

Inside. Like an asshole.

Short answers to potential affluenza suburbs in Maryland:

Potomac - Sure. Wealthiest area in the wealthiest state.
Monkton - Definitely possible! Lots of horse farms.
Arnold - Clearly. Lots of Annapolis sailing cash.
Chevy Chase - Why not? Big houses, small lots, overinflated sense of self.
Bethesda - Practically the…

It can always be worse.

I teach 4th grade, and one of my kiddos asked if he could do sharing on Friday. He brought in his iPad and started to talk about his favorite singer who had recently died. He played “Let’s Dance” for the class and shared pictures that he found on the internet. It was the sweetest thing ever! Most of the class had no…

As long as she’s not throwing up to maintain her girlish shark figure.

#istandwithladycannibalshark.

Look, I’m just going to throw this out there. Part of the blame for this problem needs to fall at the feet of people who oppose comprehensive immigration reform.

Go to Nordstroms. The fitters there know what they’re doing. (and as a former VS employee, the fitters /there/ don’t so much) At Nordstroms I learned that I was not the standardish size I had become convinced I was while working at VS, in fact I’m kind of a weird size, but wow are those bras so much more comfortable…