To my memory the last time I did it was in 2001.

See? This is how the youth get corrupted. I mean, really? Pool sex?! Pool sex is terrible! Let’s get this filth banned, lest it lull another generation into thinking of pool-fucking as the pinnacle of pleasure. Otherwise, the mucous membranes of all who came (as if!) before will have been stripped in vain!

“Because she has probably been aborted,”

Why do you think we haven’t had a woman as president yet?” First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton asked her guest over their lunch at the White House in 1995.

just giant old book that also doubles as a surface in which to roll joints on.

As someone in PR, I would LOVE to meet the person running the Bratz PR. I hope it’s an old white man who is almost always confused.

You’re right!
It clearly says “limited edition”: Colorado, Oregon and Washington only.

The Bratz company would also love to make it clear that along with not doing Molly, the dolls have never “come alive in the middle of the night to murder and maim their captors” nor have they ever “hidden under a child’s bed and then crawled up to take any limbs poking out of the covers for the “doll devil”.

Not everyone cleans things out all the time. Especially when these things happen spontaneously (like when the dishwasher repairman shows up half naked and randy.) Also, things are constantly moving around in your gut, as soon as you clean the last bit out of the chute- more stuff can and will shuffle down to take its…

came here to say the same thing. I CAN’T CONCENTRATE ON MY PLEASURE SO 69 IS DUMB. Can’t we just take turns like non-monsters?

Yes! I mean for someone with a short attention span, 69 is a nightmare. Either it starts feeling good and I slack off, or I can’t even get off because I’m concentrating on pleasuring the other person.

And now, a haiku:

TEEEEEEEEUR A PLAAAAAAAACE WHERRRRRRRRRRRRRE BLIIIIIIIND MERRRRRRRRN SEEEEEEEEEEEEER

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE! There were some real weirdos in my DC-area grocery store last night who did not seem to be aware that a storm was coming, nor how urban grocery shopping works. (“What do you mean ‘Did I bring my own bags’? Why would I bring my own bags to a grocery store???”)

It’s what we do in Minnesota. You asked. We kill people and dispose of the bodies in wood chippers until Frances McDormand sees our car...

My friend (who is a doctor in the deep south) asks her patients if they would like to put on their headphones because she is legally obligated to say stuff that is medically untrue before she begins. Let’s say that again. SHE IS A REAL DOCTOR WHO IS FORCED TO RECITE A SCRIPT OF MEDICALLY UNTRUE INFORMATION! The only…

They were also required to hire an “anti-profiling consultant.”

Winter really is an abomination.

(There should totally be like, *legislation* that forbids weather to dip below 40 degrees.. :P)

Both of these things are likely true. I also think a lot of people don’t recognize that protests are meant to be inconvenient, because otherwise... what would be the point? The folks complaining about shutting down roads or being the tiniest bit disrespectful, would have, 50 years ago, definitely complained about the…

I’m going to guess that: