GODDAMNIT!!!

Nope. This is forever the best.

That movie is everything. To anyone that disagrees, well, I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU AND YOUR ASS FACE.

It’s like everything needs a “gritty reboot” now.

I about did a spit take when he comes out of his office dressd as Mal and his answer to his daughter’s what are you supposed to be question is “space cowboy.”

I only want a Boxcar Children if it’s animated like the original illustrations:

Exactly. Hell with you, dude.

hey i love everyone on Castle, don’t ask why. Shit i am late staying at work today, missing new Flash, at least i will get to see Agent Carter tonight

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This is where I comment on every Tweet:

You make it sound like it could be used in a scholarly citation lol:
ie: “this is totally 2/3 creepy af, 1/3 cray cray”. (Adrastra, SBR, 2016)

The library system is still awesome. I can go online, select a book, a library to pick it up, and wait for them to tell me it’s ready. If there’s only one copy available at the other end of the county I don’t have to drive out there, just wait a few days (the wait has gotten longer since the crash of 2008) and they…

Potomac is only ‘diverse’ within the context of Montgomery County. Also, I’m *shocked* that they didn’t try to assemble a cast of Potomac Persians because frankly that would have been far more entertaining!

“Real Housewives of Gaithersburg, where the Grove isn’t the only Shady thing goin’ on”

I’m game to star in the Real Housewives of Gaithersburg.

They look good, but I feel like someone just took a sampler platter and made it harder to eat.

I remember when we lived in a world where words meant something. These aren’t milkshakes, they are ice cream sundaes. Ice cream sundaes are delicious, but milk shakes they are not.

New York City Is Going Crazy Over These Insane Next-Level Milkshakes

That Talenti shit is delicious, I’d shill for them too if I had the chance.

Well, Farrah makes pornos? And they all make babies.