This was totally like my wedding, only we were inspired by CarTalk. Our performance artists wore vintage muscle car transmissions on their heads and in retrospect the whole thing would have been far less tragic had we not insisted that they get in the pool.
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My vote is for Chloe Sevigny.
Don’t buy!!!!
Other things that implode. Ranked. 1. Dying stars. 2. Dying stars ( like Lindsay Lohan) 3. The Final season of Lost. 3. Your face sans helmet in space. 4. My brain after one to many vodka tonic. 5. Those big bouncy castles. 6. Fortuitous ness. 7. Pilates. 8. More stuff.
Other things that have shapes, ranked. 1. Polygons 2. Cereal boxes. 3. Puzzles. 4. Pears. 5. Crack rocks. 6. Reptilian shape shifters. 7. Donuts. 8. Aztec ruins. 9. Other stuff. 10. Everything
“Excuse me, my gun is up here."
I really don’t understand why she didn’t charge him? (I mean she’s clearly trying to make up for that now.) But why get mad a guy for not being single YOU ARE BEING PAID TO SNUGGLE he didn’t ask you for your hand in marriage.
This is something that always puts a bug up my nose, so bear with me; it’s my opinion, but it’s also based on general academic protocol in the United States.
Yes. If I’m at a front table at the Golden Globes I would be watching the winner as they moved toward the stage - while applauding. It’s called manners.
Ellen asked Bernie to come on and play air guitar, and after a 40 minute rant about “why do there have to be so many strings on a guitar, why can’t you just have ONE STRING, and the fat cats get TWELVE STRINGS on their guitars and what are you supposed to do with the pick after you’re done playing?” the producers just…
“But there are kids riding that roller coaster!” “No, no. They are being sent to boarding school on a mini train.”
honestly fuck that dude. i’m not a fan of gaga by any stretch but i begrudingly admit she’s done a great job on AHS, especially when you consider the people she’s been sharing screentime with.
I thought so too. I was totally prepared to watch her fall on her face, but I think she’s been great. Of course, this role was made for her, so I’m not sure she has the range to play a lot of different types of characters, but I think she has great screen presence. I do agree that Denis O’Hare was terrific this…
Trick question. Always both!
I already loved this dress and, then, POCKETS.
When I was little I was obsessed with two animals: cats and manatees. I chose manatees as the topic of my 4th grade research project.
Right because these animals are from Africa after all. What if they’re in Boko Haram or something?! We have to fight them at the zoos so we don’t have to fight them in the suburbs. I mean, look at these simian terrorists!
Obama has the patience of a saint. This is why I could never be a politician; I would inevitably at some point just scream, ‘Oh my FUCKING GOD you’re all so dumb!’ and storm out.