Bo handles the peeing on priceless historical artifacts stuff, while Sunny is mostly in charge of sniffing tourists’ crotches. Joe Biden still does all of the work in the “inappropriate jumping on strangers” department, though. It’s a labor of love for him.

You’re right. He’s probably a little more sane than Ben Carson. And a lot more exciting than Jeb.

“Three hots and a cot? Hardly. The food is lukewarm at best and I’m pretty sure it comes from a can. This imprisonment might not be unlawful, but it sure is awful. Avoid this prison if at all possible, I’m not buying what they are “cell”ing!”

“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

Way to miss the point. Talk about the books if you enjoyed them like you would any other book. Don’t just talk about it because it’s by a woman of color. Talk it up because you actually liked the damn book. You don’t even have to identify the person as being a person of color when talking it up. Just talk about what…

I read like a voracious word slut. I will do anything for a character that gets under my skin, for a wordsmith that spins a tale. Fuck that - poetry is my favorite tryst.

From what I understand, the first side of the record is each member of Wu-Tang calling the owner a sucker and asshole for paying all that money for it. Side two is just all of them silently smoking weed for 30 minutes,

My little lady also started preschool today, sadly she did not look as nice as the prince.

You think that’s funny, huh?

“One really interesting thing about Ben Carson is that he was actually on the Titanic and the ship was going down, and he thought that was it! He was a dead man! But then God time travelled him into the future to save him. You’re probably like to present day? But nah I’m going to add a bunch of unnecessary details…

What really happened is that the carjacker was actually the valet guy, the gas station was a restaurant and the only reason Ben Carson ran after him was because he left his wallet in the car.

as people use the term ‘due process’ all the time as shortcut, and not in legal sense.

Whatever, I’m here for it. I appreciate Willow and Jaden and their “weirdness”. I appreciate folks in the limelight who show the multiplicity of Blackness. We will have little Black kids who see themselves as weird/different/eccentric, who don’t fit their peers idea of what it means to be Black (and yes, this even…

Wouldn’t trout eggs make for teeny, tiny benedicts?

Yeah, problem is Bill that Football does have rules about illegal touching and making a pass to an ineligible receiver.

My fav tumblr post speaks truth.

Are these the guys Mabel rescued?

One Direction look so cute! They’re kind of like your big brother’s friends. You know, the ones that are sweet to you, tease a bit, but are in no way interested in you. That other 5 Seconds band looks like your big brother’s skeevy friends, who would totally try it on with you once you’re 15-16.