I’m so fucking tired of this shit.

What are you guys looking forward to right now?

I mean her terrible highlights and flat ironed middle parted hair are nothing to write home about either

And Russian secrets. Her hair is treasonous, just like Donnie, Jr.

Bannon describes her as “dumb a a brick.”

........LOL...........this is too damn funny! They should use you at the Globes on Sunday...........lol......

Also in fairness to Ivanka, Trump’s hair is objectively terrible and deserving of ridicule.

That’s because her hair is full of secrets and she is trying to deflect attention from it.

Could be her own hair, surgically implanted on his head

You know that the only thing preventing Ivanka from being a cyberbully back then was the lack of social media. She’s just got that straight mean head cheerleader look

I guess that’s fair, but aren’t you supposed to grow out of that?

The one comment in Jane’s advice I disagree with is the assertion that getting a post-grad education and financing it all on your own has no bearing on someone’s value as a human being. I think that is definitely an accomplishment that the letter writer should be proud of, and in fact it’s probably the reason why…

Yeah unless I’ve been voted spokes person of the nation of Japan, I should shut up and not express my opinions about my own native country right?

Was that during the Benjamin Bratt years? Those were rough ones. Lenny did a lot of heavy lifting for everyone.  

Don’t worry. He’s suing God too.

I love how these jackasses only ever think they are anointed or chosen by god. Never, ever does it cross their mind that if things don’t go their way, maybe god just doesn’t want them. No, no, no, that can’t be it.

Sorry but does no one think what Prince Harry said was rude? No I guess most people don’t have Royals as family but literally that was a very not nice thing to say.

(And take your fucking bullhorn with you.)

Also, go away.

Dear Bono: Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.