he has her hair.

We’ve already arrived at the jokey part of this administration. “Oh, that Donald, what a scamp, running around with porn ladies!”

The dickweeds who fought tooth-and-nail to keep me from being able to legally marry my partner are the same Bible-thumpers who are now excusing Trump’s NUMEROUS philanderings as, “It…

Of all the hot takes, this one annoyed me the most:

I hope this does for Michelle Wolf’s career what it did for Stephen Colbert’s.

This. So many of them are whining about how her voice sounds. That’s such a red flag when men do that. It’s like they’re grasping for legitimate reasons to hate her, and all they can think of is her voice. Her womanly voice.

Obviously, they hated Stephen Colbert back in the day too. That said, do you think the set would have been perceived differently if it was a man telling the jokes? Is she being dinged for not playing nice, like a good girl should?

shirts.

Are we shirts or skins? I’m on this team!

The American police exist solely to cater to white bodies, fears, tears and paranoid hallucinations. Why would the cops make this trip out over a complaint of leisurely golfers? Where is the crime here that the police upon getting this call deemed it necessary to spend tax payer dollars investigating? Counties need to…

I’m proud of your kid.

You should record that meeting.

To be fair, doing whatever we can to stop this shit is the height of reason.

When asked if he felt that he should have had a gun, the shooter said no.

It’s hard to coexist with folks who think the universe was created in 6 days but any new gun legislation is moving too fast.

I, too, am shocked by Allen’s treatment, Javier. How in the hell can people like you still be treating him with reverence in 2018?

My first reaction: this is fantastic, good fucking riddance.

*sad face emoji*

Ironically enough, TJ Miller actually had a bomb is his bag.

Holy shit, someone notify the burn ward that we’ve got a third degree victim coming in.