It would have been hard to not respond “Well then wishing your Thanksgiving and New Years are actual shit. Go f*ck yourself, and Merry Christmas”

My sister and her girlfriend can, as of about an hour ago, be more accurately referred to as my sister and her fiancée! Barf on that, Trump and Haters!

Even in scary witch forests, the trees are just black with grabby hands, not actual metal spikes. If it’s too hostile for scary witch forest, maybe it’s not a good addition to your neighborhood.

They did not raise their hands. Sorry.

He should be starring next in That ‘70 Years In Prison Show

Baldness is on the X chromosome, though, isn’t it?

To this event. She did it on purpose.

Princess Michael wore a racist brooch. I wish I was kidding.

I know nothing of Princess Michael, except that she LOVES CATS.

Most of them have the Hapsburg inbred lower hanging lip, bulbous nose, and bum chin.

Probably. Andrew fills the Uncle You Can’t Leave Alone with Your Girlfriend role nicely, and Princess Michael of Kent is invited, so the Racist Cousin job is covered too. I wonder if Princess Michael will ask Meghan where she’s from in a coy tone or just stick to complimenting her “exotic” looks?

They are so inbred, they have a lot of genes in common!

A hard part of infertility (for me anyway) is looking for private secular organizations. If we end up going to embryo adoption or traditional adoption it’s going to be a bit of a struggle to find those groups because I sure as shit don’t want to give my money to anti-choice orgs that will do whatever it takes to…

What gets me is I agree, you can and SHOULD create a new story that is not intrinsically linked to the old one! Star Wars should be about way more than the Skywalkers and their friends.

I disliked this film when I saw it on Saturday. Now, with some time to reflect, I’m really hating it. Who was Snoke? Fuck you, it doesn’t matter. Who’re Rey’s parents? Screw off, it’s irrelevant. Here’s some wacky hijinks at an interstellar casino, suck it up and enjoy that, you dipshit Star Wars fan.

I’ll start the flame war. I am viciously against breeding, as the owner of a purebred cat.

Let’s also not forget his whitesplaining to Effie Brown on Project Greenlight.

I loved so many things about this movie, but I really hated the toy commercial final scene with the broomstick kid and the fucking decoder ring.

There were no little kids in the original trilogy, it was about heroic archetypes that sparked the imagination. I was a toddler when ROTJ came out, and certainly didn’t need…

But the more important thing I am saying here is that I am sure I remember [SPOILER ALERT] Laura Dern turning her capital ship around and ramming it through the bad guys’ ships at the fucking speed of fucking light, [END SPOILERS] which ruled so fucking hard that even now, typing it, I feel like yelling “Fuck yeah,”…

There were a lot of these small moments in the movie that almost felt like things that were meant to be paused, because perhaps the filmmakers know their audience really well.

Like, some of the people I was with didn’t even notice the force pull the young stable boy made at the end, or that he was sort of holding his…