If this is a real account of what his kids said:

‘It’s our fault, we should have just told you that we would have just told all of our friends to go away.’

I would pose that his kids are Veruca Salt clones. Any rational child without a sense of entitlement would have assumed that their beach party was cancelled when…

Trump: “So I heard this one story, and it now applies to all 11 million immigrants!”

IT NEEDS TO HAVE A PENIS FOR ME TO IDENTIFY WITH IT

And then he kicked everyone out of stadium and finished watching the game.

You should’ve thrown this shitfit years ago, when Missy was introduced. Now it’s too late, and you look like a fucking idiot.

A 10 year off/on/off/on relationship may have died its final death over the casting of this character. I am remarkably unbothered by that fact.

All dogs are good.

That’s what I read it as. And I was like ugh but it’s going to be like a million times worse because it’s a baby.

BINGO!! It’s Terri Schiavo all over again. Except for the British part.

I can’t imagine what this family is going through but perhaps grieving parents shouldn’t be unilaterally superseding international law and medical ethics

Eh. My mom got the sweetest dog at the shelter about a year and a half ago, and eventually he turned into a growler and a biter and a dog with food aggression. Through multiple trainers and boardings, she’s finally looking to re-home him. It really does happen.

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

Gosh. I found the live-action movie delightful.

We’ve also deported his bloody dependent, fucking immigrant bears.

The more said about the excellent and charming 2014 movie, the better. (And his cameo is wonderful.)

Black people talk about crime within their own communities constantly. You don’t hear about it because it’s a problem that doesn’t effect or involve you, and that you only care about when you need a false equivalency to shutdown discussions about police brutality and racism.

I know people wil say I’m exaggerating, but it’s my firm belief that it’s this kind of thing that lay the grounds for normalizing victim-blaming in rape.