He should’ve used the driver.

Yup. Jezebel is great man, check it out. I’d say after Deadspin, Jezebel has the best commenters. Some extremely funny people over there. 

This is precisely why I elected *not* to compete in the Rio Olympics.

“if you want to pokemon go to the polls...”
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It’s just his old home in outer queens with an Ikea bookshelf of his books and playboy vhs’s. One of those crumpled maps he hands out with the red areas of where he won with some KFC grease marks. A few tufts of blond weave and bronzer bottles. Then a segment of the “gold” escalator he rode down announcing his…

I posted this is in the initial AHCA post, but there were 600+ comments so I’m sure it got lost. I just wanted to share my experience today in DC because it was so utterly sickening:

I am literally shaking with fear and rage. My bipolar disorder will cause any premium I pay to increase by 208%. I ALREADY can’t afford the premiums.

They really could have edited the photos down to half what was chosen. First I would have cut is this “sad sand baby”.

I know its supposed to be pronounced “fire”, but i keep reading it as “fry”. Then i get confused/hopeful that this was a french fry festival and wonder how they would fuck that up.

Is that hair real? Is that hair now? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT HAIR?!?!

I know of Cyrus; I have studied Cyrus, and, let me tell you, Billy Ray, you are no Cyrus.

Yes, even in progressive cities there is a lot of ignorance out there. Largely perpetuated by me.

The federal government should just force all hospitals to only charge Medicare rates for all services provided regardless of insurance coverage or provider.

It’s my understanding that the next ad will be a young Black man, drinking an IZZE Fusion and holding a bag of Skittles, being shot dead by a overzealous neighborhood watch security guard. Kendall Jenner will then appear and hand the soda to Sean Hannity and the world will rejoice because we solved racism. 

Feist gets a lifetime “You are awesome” card for this video alone:

Well, it sure as hell worked when it came to that stupid and horrible Trumpcare bill. You know those dumbasses in Congress would’ve passed that bill if there hadn’t been a massive public backlash to it. Congressional reps did change their votes as a result.

If anything this further proves that all politicians are the same on every single issue. I know this because an idiot non-voter told me so.

An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

Ohhhh Tomi. Now you’re learning what all of us former “cool girls” learned: you are not, and will never be, exempt from misogyny.

I was saying that about the GOP years before Trump was elected. A party that ruins its own country in order to gain power, influence and wealth is the very definition of traitor.