At best, this is a set-up for Office Christmas Party II. At best.

Lauren Duca was amazing. And she made me do something I thought was impossible: respect Tucker Carlson even less than I already did.

And just like that, white Republican lawmakers add another two weeks of materials to the course’s syllabus.

I saw the headline and wondered what “artichoking” was. Figured it had to do with kids today with their fads. #offmylawnyou.

I WILL BUY THAT BOOK!!!!!

Unpresidented is my new word for impeached.

Loved this movie—except for the two lead characters. I know I should have minded more when Jyn and Cassian died at the end, but they’d been kind of annoying me for awhile. I felt like the director was holding back on their development/likability so we wouldn’t be too devastated when they were killed.

Counterpoint: No he didn’t.

They can even keep Toby for as long as they want. I won’t complain! Not once!  

Garth? Not Garth! To the petition machine!

It isn’t working! He’s still dumb as a stump!

Despite losing your much-needed vote, I hope you get into an awesome grad school. Good luck!

I’m starring this because it’s correct and because I’m so happy it’s only one more year.

And yet Frelinghuysen, clueless, inept, out of touch dupe of the tea party, remains—despite the fact he refuses to meet with his constituents on the off-chance a “librul” might look at him funny. (Seriously, though—congrats on getting rid of Garrett).

That—right there in the video—is a first-class asshole who ought to be ashamed.

If ETP and SXL start drilling again in defiance of the Army Corp of Engineers, then the Governor of North Dakota and the local sheriff will surely have to go after them with water cannons, dogs, rubber bullets, and orders to evacuate, right? Right? Because they care about laws and stuff.

Why does Conway insist on using phrases like “your protesters” as if the Clinton camp controls those who don’t like Trump? The Clintons have nothing to do with the reasons why I’m objecting to Trump. I protest him because he’s  nasty, ignorant piece of garbage and objecting to him is my patriotic duty.

I’m pretty sure it’s coke.

I think what’s going on with them is that they are evil and don’t treat their employees like human beings.

Exactly.