the first 1 minute and 45 seconds would be me just staring

As someone who drives total shitboxes regularly, you’d think I’d be comfortable in a loud, inefficient, poor handling, poor braking, slow vehicle.

I always find it is a minivan, or some similar charter member of the Anti Destination League.

Good Grammar and his sidekick, Copy Editing, got on their horses and left this town long ago, friend.

Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

Not pertinent... but that doesn’t look like 104 mph.

• A cop car that weighs at least 2 tons slams into the tiniest compact that you can currently buy at 104mph.

You cant make this statement and not tell us what it is.

I hate my car with a fiery passion, but I occasionally still manage to enjoy it, I maintain it well with synthetic fluids, wash and wax regularly etc. I despise it but it’s better than what a lot of people have. I’m thankful for that at least.

We get it. You had sex, braggart.

Jeff Bezos’ “Fuck everybody, I’m Jeff fuckin’ Bezos” rule has worked well for Jeff Bezos.

Live Free or Die. Printed on mandated license plates. Oh, the irony.

Front plates are an abomination

No, but I would be salty if I was one of the maybe 7 people who bought one of these before the discount was offered.

ftfy

You forgot to add “/sarcasm” at the end of your post

Seems the others here missed the sarcasm. Well played. 

It’s hard to erode a skill that most people do not have.

... another way to reduce distracted driving is to have a 3rd pedal