Salesman, noticing a stench: “Did you just shit your pants?”

But it involved poop. Poop is always funny.

I remember the good old days, when the union was respectful enough to personally bust your car window, and come to your house after dark to threaten you in nice personal ways in order to get you to join a union.

What a fucking funny guy you are! Holy shit I cannot contain myself!

Why is Kinja treating this like a question and answer forum?

If only there was a way to remove plastic badging held on by tape... 🤔

The article is about racist blacks - something that doesn’t fit the narrative on Gizmoto... I’m surprised it was mentioned at all.

And that is why we only install carpet on the stairs of houses I build. Traction. Carpet is high maintenance, and evey with high maintenance (which no one does), it is gross, dirty, full of yuck.

And that is why we only install carpet on the stairs of houses I build. Traction. Carpet is high maintenance, and…

I don’t suck. I generate an area of low pressure!

Context is everything. I’ve often noted that proximity to water changes dress codes. We once had an office party at a pool, and a very attractive young female co-worker showed up in her business suit, then proceeded to disrobe at poolside; she had her bathing suit on underneath. She was a very dignified person and…

No bacon? You call that a breakfast?

As a Florida resident and a golfer, I can tell you unequivocally that I will count the hole in one even if it’s caused by a sink hole swallowing the entire green to get it.

Auto insurance adjuster in Florida here. As long as she has comprehensive coverage on her auto policy , that claim’ll absolutely be paid. Cost of hauling it outta the hole would be covered, car would be fixed (or totaled depending on the estimate), and she’d be responsible for her deductible. Only possible hitch is…

Stop ride-shaming.

Next that guy was enquiring about the Dana LSD

Have you done a risk analysis to compare the chances of you broadsiding a truck that ran the light vs. the odds that a disgruntled road rager opens fire when you slow for the green?

This shit is why I still slow down and I look most of the time that I have a green light. Yes you’re right, it’s your right of way, and the other guy is an asshole if they run the light, but being right doesn’t keep you from dealing with the consequences of several tons of metal slamming into you.

Yeah, they only purchased health care under threat of big tax fines from the IRS not because it suddenly became inexpensive.

Obamacare caused literally tens of millions of people to lose their insurance; they then had to get insurance again (at a higher rate, with less coverage and higher deductibles, no less) and that’s exactly what anyone on Obamacare will have to do. They’ll get insurance somewhere else!!

wanker.