Triclopyr is the easy way.

Oh, the humanity!

Some plants are smarter than dogs.

I’m a shark. I’m a shark. Suck my d***. I’m a shark.

Dogs are not a part of nature.

I live in Baltimore where the murder rate is 56 per 100k inhabitants. Guatemala’s is 27.3.

The sad history of native Americans illustrates the damage that can be done when you don’t control your borders.

We avoid houses with dogs when trick or treating. Been charged and snarled at by dogs too many times. As soon as we see a dog or hear a bark we’re gone.

Probably catty, too. 

I’ve had to tell people to call back after they remove the dog. Dog barking is something I won’t tolerate at all.

I’m going to hell for laughing at the Frogger joke.

Nixon is not a cook.

Shaking bruises the gin.

Shrooms

The malls are closed so most people don’t really need an SUV.

People like what?

Yeah, the Durango looks better. That’s a problem.

They did a 300 SRT in 2013 or so.

I am woken every night by neighborhood barking dogs.

I replaced my wiper blades. The next day one of them flew off the wiper arm at 60 mph. Neither was on right I was shown later.

I replaced my wiper blades. The next day one of them flew off the wiper arm at 60 mph. Neither was on right I was…