Carnivorous protein-eating pets like dogs are a problem.

Triclopyr is the easy way.

I’d like a dog-free apartment building. Otherwise there is barking, shit and piss everywhere.

They pay a nice dividend though. Quite reliable.

Uh, that’s awful convenient for you, DorkSide, I mean DarkSide.

Dogs are waaaaay too much work. Never again.

Oh, the humanity!

Re: ‘the money is going to schools’

Some plants are smarter than dogs.

I’m a shark. I’m a shark. Suck my d***. I’m a shark.

Dogs are not a part of nature.

Is that Remy resting his unwashed, unwiped anus on the chair?

Next Joe will be appointing Hunter Biden as Secretary of Energy based on Hunter’s extensive oil and gas industry experience.

I live in Baltimore where the murder rate is 56 per 100k inhabitants. Guatemala’s is 27.3.

The sad history of native Americans illustrates the damage that can be done when you don’t control your borders.

We avoid houses with dogs when trick or treating. Been charged and snarled at by dogs too many times. As soon as we see a dog or hear a bark we’re gone.

Probably catty, too. 

I’ve had to tell people to call back after they remove the dog. Dog barking is something I won’t tolerate at all.

I’m going to hell for laughing at the Frogger joke.

Nixon is not a cook.