What do you think the fancy engineers do for weight reduction?

Fastenating.

So you work at Home Depot?

Exactly. By styling it this aggressively (disgustingly) they have effectively limited their target buyer to teenage boys.

It’s an over styled Subaru with a Honda badge. It’s not a good look.

What professional would show up to the office in something this ridiculous?

It’s hideous. Sorry. Too much going on and insanely boy-racer.

Whatever happened to nice looking cars that are just happy to be here are and aren’t pissed off at the world?

You should also probably mention to be aware of any bugs that might have moved into the planter/pot. Especially if you live with people that freak out to the smallest and or spider. Many bugs burrow into soil in the fall, and some come back out in the spring in a completely different form.

Something I need to remember, which isnt on the list, is how big of an asshole my cats are.

i need some kind of pasta with clams or a bloody or both basically immediately

...and... I’m hungry.

When is the last time Honda had a visually compelling car design? 20 years?

The red pinstripe around the bottom is a nice detail, but that spoiler...why?

It looks like something Elon musk would try to fly to Mars.

I hope I’m not in the minority when I say this:

I’m a real estate agent and this is hanging on the wall in my office. Sums it up pretty well.

Last year I hit an underground yellow jacket nest while mowing my lawn. I got stung on the forearm and, before I could do anything, twice on the leg. I let go of the mower and was off to the races.

Your answer makes more sense, but I’m going to stick with mine, because it’s more fun to picture a rich British coal-rolling redneck driving a diesel-powered Bentley.

Does it still have the Breitling clock option, though? I tried explaining that to my wife, and how awesome it is, and she literally could not understand me when I explained that it was just a clock. I pointed to my wrist watch, and said “you know how this could have been fifty bucks if it was battery powered but…