You might need a Butterball Turkey Thawing Bucket, too.

Isn’t that because you stop looking after you find it? :)

Heh, thanks for my first laugh of the day.

This vehicle should be used an iron ore. Recycle.

We really need a ‘sorry, my mistake’ hand signal. It should look nothing like the bad hand signals most often used on the road.

Thanks for sharing that info about starter fluid. I had no idea.

Nice to hear a story that ends well.

Good for Petty.

Ah, Breaking Bad reference plates! Nice.

You’ll only get pulled over if you do a burnout in your stance boots.

Seems like the pamphlet is a joke. I hope.

Go burn down a campus, leftist.

Fuck off.

Obama had eight years to fix this. He did nothing.

It’s more than nauseating for me. It’s enraging.

I’m with Ratchet on this. I would hate all the attention all the time. It would exhausting.

Time to start prosecuting using the RICO act. Wells Fargo is an organized criminal enterprise. Go after the top people.

No. They don’t love you. You’re a bad neighbor.

But there’s only the the Dude.