Why do you hate fun?

White people don’t have time to loot. They are too busy being racists and Nazis.

They should take off the tell-tale dog dish hubcaps, too.

Wow, you have so much hate.

People here illegally aren’t immigrants. Why is this so hard to understand?

Excellent. But it’s not enough. I would also give Joe the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

The actual speed limit is a secret. I suspect it’s somewhere between 10 and 20 over whatever the posted number is. But like I said, it’s a secret.

Are you American?

I remember the good old days when people driving badly were usually drunk. At least they were trying to do a good job.

‘Apple says it has been buying Apple chargers and cables labeled as genuine on Amazon.com and has found nearly 90 percent of them to be counterfeit.’

Yes, the dreaded ADL.

I did nazi that coming.

I thought there might be a führer over the Nazi joke.

Black, grey, or white. Cars live in a monochrome world now.

Stupid crap like this article is exactly what got Trump elected.

As chaotic as that video looks in my Western mind, it’s pretty efficient really. And I think I’d be okay driving in it.

‘black vinyl seats’ I forgot how h0t those got in the summer. You had to have a beach towel in the car so you didn’t sear the backs of your thighs in the summer.

Our cars have bombs in the dashboard. What could go wrong?

‘shame of the Iron Duke’ is worth a star.

Darn you. Now I want some kangaroo gloves.